Troll Damn Tide
Is it OK to check your phone at a urinal? Or am I the asshole for wanting to nudge the elbows of everyone I see doing it?
They say one of the keys to karate is blending in, and being keenly aware of your surroundings at all times. Isn't that right, "John Bruno"?
Well, that's one way to tarnish your dad's Legacy.
Does it make you feel better at all to know that Nick Wright isn't eligible for a Pulitzer either?
Last year, it's my belief, I had my best year as a columnist. It all came together.
