Imagine medical science progresses in such a way that someday it's possible to have a surrogate shitter. Like, you could eat whatever you want, then pay someone else to lay waste to it. I know guys take pride in the size/shape/color/girth after dropping pod following a big meal, but I'd pay to never have to shit out… » 8/01/13 2:22pm 8/01/13 2:22pm