It happened in little league. I stole second base. Stole that fucker good too...made it there standing up. But we were playing on a field that was in one of those baseball complexes that housed like four fields right next to each other, so right as I get to second I hear the ping of a bat. Now, I'm not paying… » 2/12/15 4:27pm 2/12/15 4:27pm

Imagine medical science progresses in such a way that someday it's possible to have a surrogate shitter. Like, you could eat whatever you want, then pay someone else to lay waste to it. I know guys take pride in the size/shape/color/girth after dropping pod following a big meal, but I'd pay to never have to shit out… » 8/01/13 2:22pm 8/01/13 2:22pm

If you had to give up one for the rest of your life, what would you choose: barbecue or steak? The general consensus here (KC) is steak, because we're SMOKED MEAT SNOBS. I tend to agree, but wondered if this was a regional thing. What say you? » 7/18/13 1:25pm 7/18/13 1:25pm

They say one of the keys to karate is blending in, and being keenly aware of your surroundings at all times. Isn't that right, "John Bruno"? » 2/12/13 2:35pm 2/12/13 2:35pm